Date: 21st November 2007 at 4:17pm
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Everyone`s favourite gobshite Dave Whelan is rumoured to be making another bid for Michael Owen come January as Bruce tries to pair up Heskey with the horsefancier. Amongst all the stuff written about Owen this one definitely remains the pick of the pops, as imagining Owen playing in the footballing ‘hotbed` of the JJB in front of their 15,000 fans does bring a wry smile to the face. File under ‘Rooney for Newcastle and other rumours?`