Date: 14th August 2008 at 11:19pm
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With Jonas Gutierrez set to miss out on the Mancs match due to the twats at Mallorca still holding his registration, our Argie winger has warned that his fellow countryman and super hunk Carlos Tevez is the main man to guard against on Sunday. Spiderman said:

‘I am friends with Carlos and we will talk this week before the game. He’s a very good player and our defenders will have to pay a lot of attention because he can score a goal at any moment. There are many good players in the Manchester United team but Carlos is playing very well and had a great season last time.’