Date: 30th July 2010 at 10:03am
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.This week, LMM becomes the fourth member of Talk of the Tyne to volunteer for the round of questions that doesn’t test you and you certainly don’t get a prize for winning! In LMM, you’re about to get to know a little bit more about a long time poster and a lifetime fan.

.Hi LMM, lets start by asking your age: 42

.Occupation: Green Mix Operator

.Mile roundtrip to an average game?
:39 for a home game

.How long have you supported NUFC?
:A lifetime

.How many games do you get to (home and away) each season?
:Not many due to work and kids

.Where do you sit in SJP?
:Used to be Gallowgate corner ST holder

.Moment that`s made you proud to be a Geordie?
:A Northumbrian really but proud that Friday in 1984 when we took over Anfield in the cup

.Moment that`s made you question your allegiance/sanity?
:Allegiance Never. Sanity, every day

.Favourite game of last season
:Cardiff

.Favourite game at SJP?
:Beardsley hat trick beating the scum on New Years Day

.Favourite goal of all time
:Beardsley aginst Brighton 84

.Your Toon Hero?
:Everyone who pulls on a Black and White shirt even the shit ones

.Ever met a player – if so what were they like?
:Ray Kennedy is the only one I,ve had a full conversation with. Top bloke. Tried to get Gavin Peacock to have a beer and play cards on the train back to London from Rotherham. Declined to cometo party in east end as well but a nice bloke

.How long have you been a ToTT poster?
:Dunno, ask Ken

.Why did you join?
:The site need more sarcasm

.What is your handle on ToTT and why did you choose it?
:LMM (Lynemouth Mag) Self explanitory

.Best Poster on ToTT?
:Me

.Most Annoying Poster on ToTT?
:Too easy to say Latic so that Doctor gadgie that was on a while back

.Best thread you`ve seen in your time on ToTT?
:eek

.NUFC Season prediction.
:15th

.Who do you think will win the League this year? And who will be in the top 4 this year?
:Chelsea to win followed by Man U, Man City then Arsenal

.One fantasy signing you`d like to see in a Toon shirt?
:Messi (simply the best)

.One realistic signing you`d be chuffed with this season?
:Tried not to follow the tranfer rumours. It just does ya heed in

.Tell us a chant you`d like to hear belted round the terraces?
: You’re going down with the mackems (sung to anybody)

.Tell us a Joke.
:A bacon and egg walk into a bar. Barman says ‘Sorry I dont serve breakfast’ I’ll get me coat as soon as I’ve finished…

.Who’s your Dream Woman?
:Steph

.How would you feel about Mike Ashley, if we won a major trophy in the next 2 years? (asked by Poisoned_Monkey)
:Still a knob

.What would make you start to spend money at the ground again – Apart from Ashley leaving? (asked by Toon_NoMatterWhat)
:Never spend fook all anyway, the family see to that

.If you could play alongside any NUFC player past or present, who would it be? (asked by ken_nufc)
:Gazza as long as he left his rod, 4 cans and chicken kebab in the hoose

.One Question you`d like us to ask the next poster interviewed?
:Would you do Jan?

.Cheers Lynemouth!


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