Date: 22nd June 2009 at 7:57pm
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Kudos again for Mike Ashley and the gang. Not content with trying to trash the club on the pitch, he has now focussed on the revenue streams coming from the new kits. The home top is a pretty minging item, with no real changes and the garish white box on the back. However the new away top revealed today makes it look like a style icon.

It looks like away days next season will see NUFC dressed up like bananas in pyjamas, with the custard yellow and white striped top definitely on a par with the green, navy and orange number of the Dalglish era. Quite why the fat prick would pick the least saleable top in history at the time when the club needs off-field revenue remains a mystery to us.