Date: 5th June 2007 at 8:27am
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Hot off the wires early this morning is the fact that all the major news agencies are running stories confirming Mark Viduka has agreed to join the Allardyce revolution for next season. Despite David Dildo Gold stating that he still thinks Burberryham have a chance of signing the Aussie, SkySports are certain that he has pledged to sign for us.

However Big Sam should beware of the ‘pledge`. I seem to remember David Dunn stiffing him in exactly the same fashion by heading off to Blackburn in an 11th hour switch rather than Bolton. Until he`s paraded on the SJP turf in his XXL Toon top it`s not a done deal for me.

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