Date: 9th June 2009 at 11:04pm
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News seeps through from the Black Country today that our favourite 19 point achieving manager, Mr M McCarthy, is eyeing his former Republic of Ireland winger Damien Duff. Any move would be a fantastic one for us, with £60k being cleared off the wage bill and a nice fee being netted. Duff originally cost £5m and has since been paid a light wage of £9m over his time at the club.

Word is that Mick is planning to offer two of his prize winning leeks, his pet Peregrine falcon Kes and also first dibs on the pick of his next whippet litter. Bargain I say.