Date: 7th December 2008 at 7:34pm
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Today`s News of the World has taken the NUFC misery agenda and twisted the proverbial knife. The well-known anti-NUFC paper has attempted to reveal:

Owen, Harper, Butt and Shola are petitioning other clubs;
Ashley hasn`t received any offers for the club;
Everyone things they`re going to be sold in January.

Breathe easy chaps – I`m still trying to figure out whether the NOTW has got a single Newcastle ‘Exclusive` right in the last ten years…