Date: 3rd July 2013 at 10:44pm
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It’s some six and a half weeks since the final whistle blew on our last game of the season against Arsenal.

A quick clap at the crowd by Alan Pardew and he was gone down the tunnel, not to be seen since.

Fast forward three weeks and we had KinnearGate part 2 along with his numerous comedy hour quotes, Derek Llambias disappearing back into the darkness and nowt else apart from tiny snippets of rumour.

So many issues have to be cleared up including a definite need to strengthen the squad as well as splash out on a top class striker not to mention the now obvious high noon shoot out between Pardew and Kinnear, which will have to take place to ease any tension.

The most info we have had by the club has been a few pictures of the Gallowgate roof being started to be painted grey, although it can’t have been finished as they haven’t said so, also the pitch can’t be ready to use as they haven’t said so.

What we do know is that the club tat stop sells garden gnomes and NUFC suitcases. WELL THAT’S ALRIGHT THEN.

It’s yet another reason why the heart has been ripped out of one of the most passionate sets of supporters in the world and we’re the biggest victim of why the SKY TV cash is ruining football as the fans have become unimportant to greedy owners.

It’s no way to run a club.

If god was a geordie, he would end this nightmare sharpish.