Date: 24th May 2009 at 6:07pm
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Newcastle United were defeated 1-0 by Martin O’Neill’s Aston Villa at Villa Park, and were relegated from the Premier League.

Despite losing to Manchester United, Hull City did enough to keep their Premier League badges. North-East rivals Middlesbrough join Newcastle United in the Coca Cola Championship.

Thank you for tuning in fans and non-fans. It has been a terrible season, and the club deserved to be relegated.

The 17th richest club in the world has gone down. The 17th richest club in the world has been relegated. St. James’ Park will be visited by Coventry City, Derby, and Plymouth.

Alan Shearer has not achieved what he came to achieve. No sir, he has not. But at least Mike Ashley is on his way out of the club.