Date: 16th March 2009 at 6:25pm
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Sunday brought even more dark news in the form of our proposed managerial line up for next season. Mike Ashley`s hastily assembled ‘dream team` of Kinnear, Calderwood and Hughton, enough to drive most Newcastle fans to tears, is alleged to be close to signing on until 2011. I`d love to see season ticket renewals on the back of that one…

Also mentioned was well known Malaga coach Antonio Tapia. Given our previous Iberian signings that move would be about as successful as Kerry Katona`s bi-polar medication. Once again Mike Ashley aims to exceed himself in his stewardship of the club.