Date: 23rd August 2009 at 11:41am
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Seen blowing kisses following his goal to an adoring Manchester United away end was our former gutless misfit Michael Owen. The media are now creaming over the fact he is off the mark and, probably, no doubt on the way to firing England to glory in the world cup.

Slipped in by Nani for their fourth, Owen finished in a way he saw fit to shelve during our last ten games of last season.