So another day and another corking leg-puller from The Sun. This time Fleet Street’s finest have us in talks with Sirious Mahjoob, a man who when Googled seemingly doesn’t exist. Probably because he doesn’t. It just seems another chance for those ‘crazy guys’, probably Spurs fans, to have a laugh again at us poor, gullible Geordies. As the story goes though, the boy that cries ‘wolf’, or Keegan in our case, just isn’t believed.