Date: 22nd August 2007 at 8:19am
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Having seen moves to Levante, PSV and Espanyol fall by the wayside due to his excessive wage demands, Wor Albert has more suitors sniffing around him then a blonde stuck in the upstairs bit of Mood in The Gate. Feyenoord and Ajax, along with Real Betis, have all thrown their proverbial keys into the fruit bowl as they look to pick up the left winger for a song, despite El Marcelino backing him to be a success at Newcastle.