Date: 15th July 2009 at 8:26am
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Most of the papers this morning are circulating the news that Circusmaster Ashley is set to ditch the idea of Alan Shearer and reappoint the halfwit that is Joe F**king Kinnear. I’m presuming Ashley has absolutely no genuine buyers for the club, meaning a likely limp into administration with Captain Llabia and First Mate Kinnear steering the Titanic.