Date: 16th August 2007 at 1:28pm
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News from the Chronicle has the fact the bane of our wage bill Kieron Dyer has finally signed for the Hammers. The paper reckons we`ve done an £8m deal with £2m of that based on incentives. This ties into the fact that Ipswich would get 20% of any monies over £6m. Nice to see we`re still looking after the smaller clubs! Expect a tale of a bleeding heart and sorrows in tomorrow`s Evening Standard as Keyring recounts his ‘Tyneside Ordeal`.

Muppet.