Date: 15th August 2008 at 9:26am
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After days and days of protracted negotiations and a massive pain in the arse ahead of the Old Trafford clash it looks as if we`ve finally got clearance for both the signing of Fabriccio Coloccini and Jonas Gutierrez`s registration. The official site is reporting that Colo has signed a five year deal and will wear the number 2 shirt vacated by tubby oompah-loompah Steven Carr.

Meanwhile they also confirm Spidermag`s registration has been cleared by FIFA and he will line up against Sir Taggart`s mob this Sunday.