The People this weekend carried an alarming story that we have some credible interest in Northern Ireland and Burnley striker Kyle Lafferty. Whilst choking on my Crunchy Nut Cornflakes (are you a Crunchy Nutter?) I spluttered expletives at the paper for such ludicrous talk. Having seen Lafferty play for the Windsor Park boys he`d probably make Shola look like a cross between George Weah and Marco Van Basten on the basis of what I`ve seen. Steer clear Sam and focus on the likes of Gudjohnsen and Huntelaar who are better bets all round.