Date: 14th August 2009 at 8:49am
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Three months after weaseling his way out of appointing Alan Shearer, Fat Mike has finally thought it appropriate to appoint a new boss. Unfortunately the first choice, Irish chancer David O’Leary, seems to be having difficulty agreeing a deal meaning Ashley will again fall back on the embarrassing relic that is Joe the Joke, a man that slagged us off just two months ago. Just gets better, doesn’t it?