Date: 1st September 2008 at 7:42pm
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With Sky Sports speculating over Barton`s future it looks like either Pompey or Villa could be in the frame to take our Scouse miscreant off our hands. With only four hours to go until the deadline knoll chimes the gen is that we are in talks with the mystery club in trying to palm him and his £65,000 a week wages off. The heinous reputation comes free, as does Agent Willie McKay, everyone`s favourite loveable Monaco based Scot.

More on this as the clock ticks on…