Date: 23rd August 2009 at 11:12am
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The Daily Mail, never the most friendly paper to Newcastle, ran the latest horror story surrounding the club`s executive management. Apparently, after Ashley and Llambias gambled against each other in a SJP ‘after party` following the Reading win, Llambias lost and ended up having to run across our hallowed turf naked. Other than the quite simply revolting thought of the wide boy`s petrified pecker being on show at our sacred cathedral, it again reminded me of Ashley`s penchant for taking a risk.

From his arrival to our current point his tenure has been one long string of lost gambles. These read:

– Taking the club on without due diligence. Worked well to the point the club had a debt crystallise instantly and Ashley had to whack in nearly £100m extra of his own brass to cover it.
– Sticking with, then sacking, Sam Allardyce.
– Appointing Keegan then believing him and Dennis Wise would rub along nicely.
– Spread betting on HBOS shares increasing. £400m of losses suggest he should close that account.
– Selling Milner minutes before the deadline and replacing him with Xisco (4 appearances) and Nacho Gonzalez (0 starts).
– Selling Given and N`Zogbia and replacing them with Ryan Taylor and Kevin Nolan.
– Keeping Chris Hughton in charge for so long.
– Appointing Shearer with 8 games left. Then snubbing him when he had the chance to rebuild and get some credibility.
– Joe ‘Fu**ing` Kinnear.
– Putting the club back on the market. Three months later.

In the whole time Ashley`s only successful bet has been down at a casino in London where he won £1m on a James Bond style combo.

The reason I write this is that tomorrow I expect Ashley to again gamble and chase his losses by staying in charge. Four games without a defeat will no doubt have the fat knacka speculating that even if we sell a couple more players we`ll still bounce back straight away. All well and good with a fit squad but if we get suspensions (Smith, imminently) and injuries (anywhere on the park) we`ll sink like a stone.

Just for once it would be nice to see Ashley get out without gambling again and take the offer.